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The Mechanical Contrivium

Sun Mar 8, 2009, 11:36 AM
  • Mood: Wow!
  • Listening to: Let It Rock-Kevin Rudolf
  • Reading: Wicked Book 1
  • Playing: DNO
  • Drinking: Kool Aid!
Ya'll shoukd do it and post it in chu's journal--->[link]

10 Facts About Myself
Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Cassandra!
Scientists believe that Cassandra began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Cassandra.
California is the biggest exporter of Cassandra in the world.
Cassandra has three eyelids!
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Cassandra is 10:1.
Cassandra can sleep with one eye open.
During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Cassandra had to pay a special Cassandra tax.
Baskin Robbins once made Cassandra flavoured ice cream.
A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Cassandra!

10 Facts About Aki
A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Aki!
Aki can use only about ten percent of her brain.
The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Aki.
Aki can turn her stomach inside out.
Aki has a bifurcated penis!
Aki is 984 feet tall.
If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Aki.
The air around Aki is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
Aki is incapable of sleep.
Aki is worth her weight in gold - literally.

10 Facts about Christina:
Christina is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Christina, though it may feel uncomfortable!
There are more than two hundred different kinds of Christina!
It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Christina.
Christina is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Christina.
Banging your head against Christina uses 150 calories an hour.
A thimbleful of Christina would weigh over 100 million tons.
Cats use their Christina to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Christina in your mouth.

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